Monday, June 17, 2013

The Diary of an Unhappy Girl: Lonely

No one ever asks me to do anything.  If I don't initiate plans, I would be by myself all of the time.  If I want my boyfriend to spend time with me or even talk with me on the phone, I have to call him over and over and text him over and over or else he would completely forget.  I'm always an afterthought.  I always want to do so many things with him.  Even if he agrees to it, he will end up coming 3 or 4 hours late and then will be "too tired" or it's just too late or what have you.  I want to go out and go hiking or do anything but I have no one.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Things you really shouldn't share with people...

You could say I'm socially awkward.

You could say I'm an oversharer.

You could say I'm completely oblivious to the workings of the social web.

Here's some things I've found you really just shouldn't share with people:

  • When I get stressed I clench my butt cheeks so hard that my tush starts to hurt.
  • 1 in 18 males have an extra nipple.
  • 1 in 50 females have an extra nipple.
  • Examples of celebrities with extra nipples (Harry Styles, Carry Underwood, etc...)
  • When I get really stressed I get the runs.
  • What lengths you've gone to Facebook stalk a person.