Things you really shouldn't share with people...

You could say I'm socially awkward.

You could say I'm an oversharer.

You could say I'm completely oblivious to the workings of the social web.

Here's some things I've found you really just shouldn't share with people:

• When I get stressed I clench my butt cheeks so hard that my tush starts to hurt.
• 1 in 18 males have an extra nipple.
• 1 in 50 females have an extra nipple.
• Examples of celebrities with extra nipples (Harry Styles, Carry Underwood, etc...)
• When I get really stressed I get the runs.
• What lengths you've gone to Facebook stalk a person.